Thursday, June 25, 2009

A heartfelt apology



Dear Aaron,

There's so much to tell you. I want you to know...this is difficult for me. But, I feel once I say what is needed to say we will both be better men, better roommates.

...here goes:

As Kimber and Alan were farting bare-ass into your open mouth while you were passed out on the kitchen floor, I wiped my ass (post-Betos) with the inside of your pillow case.

I know this may come as a surprise to you. You might have pink eye. I'm sorry.

We're all very sorry.

Yours,

Stephen

ps. Magoo may have combed his ball hair with your toothbrush, too. Actually, yeah. I just checked. He did.

2 comments:

Cardon + Kelly Webb said...

so the usual...

Mikey said...

Why is it that Aaron always looks so classy while passed out? It's like you plan it man!