hugs and kisses
Thursday, June 25, 2009
A heartfelt apology
Dear Aaron,
There's so much to tell you. I want you to know...this is difficult for me. But, I feel once I say what is needed to say we will both be better men, better roommates.
...here goes:
As Kimber and Alan were farting bare-ass into your open mouth while you were passed out on the kitchen floor, I wiped my ass (post-Betos) with the inside of your pillow case.
I know this may come as a surprise to you. You might have pink eye. I'm sorry.
We're all very sorry.
Yours,
Stephen
ps. Magoo may have combed his ball hair with your toothbrush, too. Actually, yeah. I just checked. He did.
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